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California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday's Election
35+ min ago (33+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left to mail in their vote for the Los Angeles mayoral election that happened last Tuesday....
L. A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
1+ hour, 29+ min ago (28+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes....
Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart
2+ day, 22+ hour ago (17+ words) Oh no! A woman has accused a political candidate of vile deeds! But should you believe them?...
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
2+ day, 23+ hour ago (276+ words) Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge this divide, The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of liberals to hear their compelling reasons to murder infants. Here…...
Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
5+ day, 35+ min ago (32+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA " A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers that none of them were allowed within 200 yards of a local elementary school....
Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe's Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President
5+ day, 1+ hour ago (33+ words) U. S. " While making media appearances to promote her new book, Jill Biden assured the nation that her husband's old age did not in any way hamper her ability to serve as president....
Companies Posting Pride Month Logo Obviously Unaware That Donald Trump Is President
5+ day, 21+ hour ago (28+ words) U. S. " Several companies across the U. S. posting special Pride Month versions of their logos on social media were apparently unaware that Donald Trump is currently president....
State Where P-51 Mustang Was Built In 102 Days Now Taking 4 Years To Build Bridge For Butterflies
6+ day, 20+ hour ago (54+ words) AGOURA HILLS, CA " Officials working on new construction in California were surprised to learn that their own state, which was struggling to build a bridge for butterflies over the course of four years at a cost of over $100 million, had…...
Democrats Denounce "Dirty Trick" Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
1+ week, 2+ day ago (22+ words) U. S. " Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James Talarico saying things....
Democrats Criticize Trump For Holding MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
1+ week, 2+ day ago (38+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for "violating the sanctity of the White House" by daring to host a professional MMA fight on the same hallowed grounds where Biden once welcomed topless trannies....