1+ hour, 44+ min ago  (291+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA " Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in preparation ahead of this year's fire season. To ensure that high-risk areas of the state would be rendered sufficiently vulnerable to hot,…...

1+ hour, 59+ min ago  (342+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act and secure the integrity of U. S. elections, the party that promised to save America announced that it wasn't really interested in saving America anymore....

1+ day, 3+ hour ago  (206+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Facing increased criticism over the ongoing conflict with Iran, President Donald Trump promised to learn from his mistakes just as soon as he did something wrong. Trump was forced to commit to correcting his mistakes after repeated questions from…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (250+ words) NEW YORK, NY " Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students this week by taking turns reading passages from the Communist Manifesto. "The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of…...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago  (202+ words) BRUSSELS " NATO leaders gathered at their headquarters on Monday to officially announce that they had finally completed internal deliberations and were now fully prepared to commit troops, weapons, and logistical support to assist the United States in its war in…...

1+ day, 6+ hour ago  (227+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly by the professionals at the Quality Accouting Center. Suspicions arose regarding Omar's finances…...

5+ day, 2+ hour ago  (310+ words) The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is. Here's the original render: Don't let the clean skies and…...

6+ day, 4+ hour ago  (210+ words) WILMINGTON, DE " Secret Service agents reportedly looked at each other and shook their heads on Wednesday, as former President Joe Biden committed an unfortunate act of mistaken identity while his motorcade passed a house with a lawn jockey. Biden's detail…...

6+ day, 6+ hour ago  (202+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media that drew allegations of blasphemy, President Donald Trump complained that he was being crucified for comparing himself to Jesus. The president made the…...

6+ day, 6+ hour ago  (619+ words) WASHINGTON, D. C. " As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U. S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight of America." Trump Officially Renames…...