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babylonbee.com > news > experts-believe-lindsay-clancy-case-may-set-feminist-movement-back-decades-but-there-may-be-some-negative-effects-as-well

Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well

11+ hour, 22+ min ago   (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-officially-classifies-liberal-women-as-terrorist-organization

Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....

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Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....

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babylonbee.com > news > congress-assures-american-people-40-trillion-debt-can-be-fixed-by-spending-more-money

Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....

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Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....

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babylonbee.com > news > karoline-leavitt-prepared-for-motherhood-after-spending-last-two-years-answering-millions-of-stupid-questions

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions

4+ week, 2+ day ago   (36+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions....

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babylonbee.com > news > devastating-francesca-hong-forced-to-return-home-and-spend-time-with-her-white-son

Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son

1+ mon, 9+ hour ago   (28+ words) MADISON, WI — After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced to return home and spend time with her white son....

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babylonbee.com > news > fauci-lying-about-vaccine-miscarriage-risks-necessary-so-i-could-meet-sandra-bullock

Fauci: 'Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock"

1+ mon, 10+ hour ago   (49+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public statement since testifying before a senatorial committee, Dr. Anthony Fauci said misleading the American people on the potential dangers of the COVID vaccine, particularly as it pertains to the risk of miscarriages among pregnant women,…...

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babylonbee.com > news > aoc-has-her-boyfriend-frozen-in-case-she-wants-him-in-the-future

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future

1+ mon, 13+ hour ago   (38+ words) NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted a video explaining how she had actually frozen him just in case she might still want him in the future....

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babylonbee.com > news > mitch-mcconnells-staff-says-he-was-dropped-off-at-a-farm-in-the-country-where-hell-be-happier-and-have-more-room-to-run-around

Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around

1+ mon, 5+ day ago   (38+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he would be much happier and have lots of room to run around....