8+ mon, 4+ week ago   (140+ words) WORLD — Fake news media across the globe have reported that a mass shooting occurred in Australia, which...Despite the patent absurdity of criminals using guns, which are banned, several major news stations in...the United States repeated the obviously fictional…...

4+ mon, 2+ week ago   (367+ words) in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake...I can't believe it was all fake," said Agent Mark O'Hara...."If you can fake something as real-seeming as the Patriot Front, I don't…...

6+ mon, 3+ day ago   (153+ words) . — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have..."The lives of these poor Japanese men were suddenly and drastically changed by what happened," said CNN...had reported that, sadly, Timothy McVeigh had wound…...

8+ mon, 1+ week ago   (200+ words) fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling "What...before deciding what side of an issue to come down on....

6+ mon, 4+ day ago   (149+ words) important summit in a clear display that Europe remained under its persistent delusion that anyone cares what...expressed purpose of maintaining the presumption that everyone else around the world still listens to what..."It's vital for us to give our…...

5+ mon, 4+ day ago   (197+ words) negotiators, became concerned during peace talks when it appeared negotiators still didn't understand what...Though he thought he was being clear, Vance asked negotiators to explain what a ceasefire was in their...At publishing time, a delegation from Israel was…...

4+ mon, 2+ week ago   (232+ words) of controversial spending practices by informing donors that funding the Ku Klux Klan is only 3% of what...if all we focus on is our payments to the KKK and our support of racist groups, we're going to miss what...

6+ mon, 1+ week ago   (229+ words) As the dust settles, everyone is asking the question: what happens next?...Here is what's about to happen: The middle eastern countries will all line up and each side will pick...

10+ mon, 6+ day ago   (233+ words) . — According to sources, American liberals across the country were struggling to remember what they...they were mad about something the previous week but just couldn't for the life of them figure out what...Exactly what liberals were mad about remains…...

7+ mon, 4+ week ago   (222+ words) American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU ) said they were only a mere 15-20 years away from finding out what..."We've studied hundreds of human bodies and cross-referenced those findings with what people feel....We're confident we'll be able to provide an accurate…...