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babylonbee.com > news > fauci-lying-about-vaccine-miscarriage-risks-necessary-so-i-could-meet-sandra-bullock

Fauci: 'Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock"

1+ mon, 12+ hour ago   (49+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public statement since testifying before a senatorial committee, Dr. Anthony Fauci said misleading the American people on the potential dangers of the COVID vaccine, particularly as it pertains to the risk of miscarriages among pregnant women,…...

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babylonbee.com > news > mitch-mcconnell-honors-late-friend-lindsey-graham-with-47-day-moment-of-silence

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with a solemn 47-day moment of silence....

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babylonbee.com > news > so-called-christian-nationalist-hasnt-even-posted-anything-overtly-hateful-online-yet-today

So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn't Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (29+ words) BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today....

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babylonbee.com > news > nervous-speaker-at-pride-event-relaxes-by-imagining-the-crowd-fully-clothed

Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (30+ words) NEW YORK, NY — The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clothed to calm his nerves....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-officially-renames-strait-of-hormuz-the-strait-of-america

Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The 'Donald J. Trump Strait Of America"

4+ mon, 3+ week ago   (619+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U.S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight of America." Trump…...

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babylonbee.com > news > opinion-i-know-i-was-wrong-the-first-1347-times-but-now-is-the-time-to-completely-freak-out-about-what-trump-said

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong The First 1,347 Times, But Now Is The Time To Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

5+ mon, 3+ day ago   (185+ words) This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can't just talk — we need to take action! And I know I've said this 1,347 times before, but it is for real this time. There is no…...

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babylonbee.com > news > newsom-allocates-900-million-for-black-bear-porta-potties

Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties

5+ mon, 3+ week ago   (302+ words) SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the California Department of Parks and Recreation for the purpose of setting up porta-potties for black bears. According to the…...

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babylonbee.com > news > save-act-passes-after-mike-lee-cleverly-changes-its-name-to-the-give-congress-a-raise-act

SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’

6+ mon, 12+ hour ago   (248+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee reportedly changed its name to the "Give Congress A Raise Act." Senator Mike Lee reintroduced the SAVE Act in the Senate this week…...

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babylonbee.com > news > david-french-praises-satan-as-most-christian-person-in-history

David French Praises Satan As 'Most Christian Person In History' | Babylon Bee

6+ mon, 3+ day ago   (166+ words) CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling the great red dragon the most Christian person in history. "Everything Satan does, for better or worse, is predicated upon Christian ideals....

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Congress Pledges To Work Tirelessly To Expose All Sex Criminals Who Aren't In Congress

6+ mon, 1+ week ago   (323+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising both domestically and around the world, members of the United States Congress gave the American people a solemn pledge to work tirelessly to expose all sex criminals who aren't in Congress. Congress Pledges To Work Tirelessly…...