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Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply
2+ week, 5+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....
Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money
3+ week, 1+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....
Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course
3+ week, 4+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....
Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions
4+ week, 2+ day ago (36+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions....
Fauci: 'Lying About Vaccine Miscarriage Risks Necessary So I Could Meet Sandra Bullock"
1+ mon, 17+ hour ago (49+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public statement since testifying before a senatorial committee, Dr. Anthony Fauci said misleading the American people on the potential dangers of the COVID vaccine, particularly as it pertains to the risk of miscarriages among pregnant women,…...
AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future
1+ mon, 20+ hour ago (38+ words) NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted a video explaining how she had actually frozen him just in case she might still want him in the future....
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around
1+ mon, 5+ day ago (38+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he would be much happier and have lots of room to run around....
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt....
Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tapping the nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve....