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babylonbee.com > news > trump-claims-strait-of-hormuz-for-us-unveils-floating-golf-course

Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....

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babylonbee.com > news > karoline-leavitt-prepared-for-motherhood-after-spending-last-two-years-answering-millions-of-stupid-questions

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions

1+ mon, 10+ hour ago   (36+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions....

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babylonbee.com > news > aoc-has-her-boyfriend-frozen-in-case-she-wants-him-in-the-future

AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future

1+ mon, 1+ day ago   (38+ words) NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted a video explaining how she had actually frozen him just in case she might still want him in the future....

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babylonbee.com > news > middle-east-expanded-to-include-michigan

Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (30+ words) DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-signs-executive-order-to-bring-back-racist-pro-sports-team-names

Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (25+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately....

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babylonbee.com > news > government-run-stores-to-allow-anyone-to-buy-groceries-as-long-as-they-have-special-mark-on-hand-or-forehead

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (40+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all that would be required is a special mark on the right hand or forehead....

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babylonbee.com > news > to-fight-antisemitism-mamdani-announces-mandatory-safety-camps-for-jewish-residents

To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory 'Safety Camps' For Jewish Residents

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (26+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday he introduced mandatory "safety camps" for Jewish residents....

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babylonbee.com > news > mamdani-tries-to-catch-netanyahu-with-trap-labeled-free-bagels

Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....

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babylonbee.com > news > democrats-accuse-faucis-diary-of-attacking-science

Democrats Accuse Fauci’s Diary Of Attacking Science

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (20+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats issued a forceful condemnation today of Dr. Anthony Fauci's diary for its vicious attacks against science....

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babylonbee.com > news > hollywood-holds-hearings-to-root-out-suspected-non-communists

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (34+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible infiltration of the film industry by honest God-fearing, law-abiding American citizens who reject Communism....