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Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
2+ week, 4+ day ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had officially classified liberal women as a terrorist organization....
Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest of the nation in holding Anthony Fauci in contempt....
Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (26+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis head-on by tapping the nation's Strategic Burrito Reserve....
Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (25+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately....
So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn't Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (29+ words) BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today....
Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (29+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech....
Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (47+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a scorching 78 degrees so as not to tax the city's inadequate power grid. Still, Mamdani said he had other ways to cool down…...
Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (26+ words) CHICAGO, IL — In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of black Americans by requiring photo identification for entry....
Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It's 2014 Or Something
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (29+ words) PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan's Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month, apparently ignorant of the fact the year is no longer 2014....
10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough
2+ mon, 3+ week ago (45+ words) California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. Sounds great, right? However, the state is doing its due diligence by testing all applicants to determine…...