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Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions
1+ mon, 4+ hour ago (36+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions....
Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son
1+ mon, 1+ day ago (28+ words) MADISON, WI — After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced to return home and spend time with her white son....
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....
Sad: Woman Gives Birth On Border And Now Only Baby's Top Half Is American
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (30+ words) EL PASO, TX — Witnesses reported that a migrant woman gave birth right on the U.S.-Mexico border this morning, sadly making only the top half of the baby American....
Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed
2+ mon, 2+ week ago (30+ words) NEW YORK, NY — The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clothed to calm his nerves....
Democrats Denounce ‘Dirty Trick’ Of Playing Videos Of James Talarico Saying Things
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (22+ words) U.S. — Democrats have forcefully condemned Republicans for going so low as to play videos of Senate candidate James Talarico saying things....
Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (207+ words) U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden's reputation was reportedly in ruins. Former President Joe Biden's son — best known for multiple run-ins with the law stemming from drugs and other charges, allegations of influence-peddling in…...
Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (24+ words) U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing of this Tucker Carlson fellow....
Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (166+ words) U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn't actually as racist as they thought it was. With news breaking this morning that many apparent racists were actually just undercover instigators paid millions of dollars by the Southern Poverty…...
Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus
4+ mon, 4+ week ago (202+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media that drew allegations of blasphemy, President Donald Trump complained that he was being crucified for comparing himself to Jesus. The president made the…...