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babylonbee.com > news > trump-threatens-military-action-to-take-control-of-canadas-maple-syrup-supply

Trump Threatens Military Action To Take Control Of Canada's Maple Syrup Supply

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (27+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — With tensions rising over an ongoing trade dispute, President Donald Trump threatened to send in the military to seize control of Canada's maple syrup supply....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-claims-strait-of-hormuz-for-us-unveils-floating-golf-course

Trump Claims Strait Of Hormuz For U.S., Unveils Floating Golf Course

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that after declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory, it had immediately been filled by a floating Trump golf course....

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babylonbee.com > news > karoline-leavitt-prepared-for-motherhood-after-spending-last-two-years-answering-millions-of-stupid-questions

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions

4+ week, 2+ day ago   (36+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to be a full-time mom, having prepared herself over the past two years by answering millions of dumb questions....

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babylonbee.com > news > middle-east-expanded-to-include-michigan

Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (30+ words) DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan....

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babylonbee.com > news > trump-warns-iran-this-is-their-fourth-to-last-chance-at-peace

Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (32+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump warned the Iranians that this was their fourth-to-last chance at peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > spaniards-horrified-to-see-their-country-turning-into-minnesota

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota

1+ mon, 1+ week ago   (31+ words) CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota....

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babylonbee.com > news > mamdani-tries-to-catch-netanyahu-with-trap-labeled-free-bagels

Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled 'Free Bagels"

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (39+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Mayor Zohran Mamdani set fresh, free bagels outside the Capitol to lure Netanyahu into a clever trap....

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babylonbee.com > news > mamdani-condemns-the-rise-in-violence-against-jews-since-he-declared-war-on-them

Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (25+ words) NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation of the rise of violence against Jews....

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babylonbee.com > news > iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q"

1+ mon, 3+ week ago   (29+ words) IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate Iran....

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babylonbee.com > news > sad-woman-gives-birth-on-border-and-now-only-babys-top-half-is-american

Sad: Woman Gives Birth On Border And Now Only Baby's Top Half Is American

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (30+ words) EL PASO, TX — Witnesses reported that a migrant woman gave birth right on the U.S.-Mexico border this morning, sadly making only the top half of the baby American....