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Trump Signs Executive Order To Bring Back Racist Pro Sports Team Names
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (25+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday the signing of an executive order to bring back racist pro sports team names, effective immediately....
Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (29+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that Democrats please hold all assassination attempts until after his speech....
Nation Agrees To Let Biden Be President To Hear Him Attempt To Say 'Semiquincentennial"
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (43+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe Biden to be president again for one day during the nation's 250th birthday celebration just to hear him attempt to say the word "semiquincentennial....
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
3+ mon, 5+ day ago (28+ words) LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting at negative one billion votes....
Hunter Biden's Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (207+ words) U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden's reputation was reportedly in ruins. Former President Joe Biden's son — best known for multiple run-ins with the law stemming from drugs and other charges, allegations of influence-peddling in…...
Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn't Even Tried To Assassinate Trump
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (28+ words) SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not even made one single attempt to assassinate President Donald Trump....
Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
4+ mon, 1+ week ago (24+ words) U.S. — In an explosive interview conducted by The New York Times, media personality Tucker Carlson denied ever hearing of this Tucker Carlson fellow....
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (34+ words) U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."...
Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers To Reading Of 'The Communist Manifesto"
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (250+ words) NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students this week by taking turns reading passages from the Communist Manifesto. "The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of…...
Ilhan Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly By Professionals At 'Quality Accouting Center"
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (227+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting error, she assured the public that her finances were handled honestly by the professionals at the Quality Accouting Center. Suspicions arose regarding Omar's finances…...